Was, at first, actually the worst white elephant gift I've ever gotten. Last week, my team had a holiday party and white elephant gift exchange to get into the holiday spirit. I wasn't sure what I could buy for under $10 that would be useful and not add clutter, so I brought some homemade granola.
I was one of the first people to go and the gift I pulled out of the pile had two DVDs inside - Forrest Gump and Shawshank Redemption. It wasn't something I'd been longing for all year, but I had been wanting to see Shawshank Redemption, so I was content.
Unfortunately, towards the end of the exchange, my office mate
stole my DVDs, so I had to choose between pulling out one of the several remaining gifts or stealing someone else's. Since there was nothing I was absolutely wild about that had already been opened, I decided to try my luck with the wrapped gifts. Greedily, I went for the biggest package on the table and opened it to reveal... a bag of firewood. Since I don't have a fireplace or any other possible way to use it, I tried in vain to offer it to someone else. I was very happy when two of my coworkers agreed to take it off my hands to use for camping and relieved me of the responsibility of trying to dispose of twenty pounds of split logs.
Since I hadn't spent much on my gift or even taken the time to pick something out, I didn't really mind the outcome. However, the next morning, one of my teammates showed up with a nicely wrapped package - a backup gift they had prepared in case anyone forgot to bring one - to make up for what I had gotten. The sweetness of the gesture once again reaffirmed my warm feelings about my team and filled me with gratitude for working with them.
But that's not all... Half an hour later, the Toblerone bar and Longest Crossword in the World book on my desk were joined by a lava lamp that another coworker brought in. He had let the guy that brought in the firewood borrow it for a couple of months, but took it away and gave it to me. The crossword book, which I unfolded and pinned to the wall outside our office, has already provided minutes of distraction and entertainment to us and most passerby, as has the lava lamp. Whenever we're stuck on something, we stare blankly at the yellow wax bubbling up to the top, as if that will somehow help. To sum it up, firewood turned out to be the best present after all. :)